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Squeezepenny Posts: 93 Location: Feldspar Magus Age: 127 years old
| Message #11161 Posted: Sep 2, 2008, 11:04 pm |
Magisterius University has long been a refuge for those of a scholarly bent. As one of the largest clans in Muelsfell, we offer safety to those with honest intentions; we also offer an extensive community of like-minded magi and a chance to pilot a number of exotic golems. Furthermore, our members are directly responsible for the formation of the highly successful Coalition against MAGIER, and are on the forefront of Senate mandate testing. We are always accepting new members; if you are interested in joining, please contact our recruitment officer, Squeezepenny. -ykLast Edited: Sep 2, 2008, 11:28 pm |
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Sconibulus Posts: 664 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #15833 Posted: Oct 27, 2008, 12:48 am |
And, I would like to point out that we contain the five most wonderful people in existence, save three. |
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BadHorse Posts: 26 Location: Agoia Talia Magus Age: 121 years old
Real Name: Jay
| Message #15835 Posted: Oct 27, 2008, 12:54 am |
u don't have me or Dr Horrible >:) so not TOO wonderful |
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Sconibulus Posts: 664 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #15838 Posted: Oct 27, 2008, 1:00 am |
Dr. Horrible ranks #9, those below #10 are not ranked, but I can give you a preliminary estimate at around #2,125,000,000 |
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Echothrice Posts: 98 Location: Villuno Magus Age: 123 years old
| Message #15937 Posted: Oct 27, 2008, 6:16 pm |
If it makes you feel any better BadHorse, for that comment sconi now ranks #2,125,000,001 |
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Echothrice Posts: 98 Location: Villuno Magus Age: 123 years old
| Message #16080 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 4:24 pm |
Hear ye hear ye. Come to Magisterius University, the premier ranged clan in this fair land of Muelsfell. We have ranged weapons galore, plenty of room for new members, and further member contributions will allow us to upgrade the armoury, for maximum ammo production. (Also, we have spastic craziness nights, where we do spastically crazy things when Kaelas isn't looking. Shhhhh, don't tell.) |
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Yamikuronue Posts: 1288 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #16091 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 5:26 pm |
Echothrice said: (Also, we have spastic craziness nights, where we do spastically crazy things when Kaelas isn't looking. Shhhhh, don't tell.) OOOOOH, I'm TELL-ing! DADDY!!! *runs off* |
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Boss Posts: 132 Location: Zion's Reach Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16096 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 6:04 pm |
Echothrice said: (Also, we have spastic craziness nights, where we do spastically crazy things when Kaelas isn't looking. Shhhhh, don't tell.) Yamikuronue said: OOOOOH, I'm TELL-ing! DADDY!!! *runs off* Excellant! If Kaelas stays up looking for the spastic crazy nights, he'll sleep through the spastic crasy things we do in broad daylight! |
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Kaelas Posts: 1052 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 124 years old
Real Name: Barry
| Message #16118 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 8:59 pm |
That would imply that I sleep. |
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Boss Posts: 132 Location: Zion's Reach Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16120 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 9:47 pm |
"Well, not to put too fine a point on it, do you... eat?" |
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Yamikuronue Posts: 1288 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #16126 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 9:59 pm |
Not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet; put a little birdhouse in your soul. |
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Echothrice Posts: 98 Location: Villuno Magus Age: 123 years old
| Message #16134 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 10:47 pm |
I have a secret to tell, from my electrical well. It's a simple message: Join TOMU. To put it simply, we rock. |
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Boss Posts: 132 Location: Zion's Reach Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16138 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 11:16 pm |
Its a simple message, leaving out the whistles and bells. But I'm the filibuster vigilante |
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Yamikuronue Posts: 1288 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #16139 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 11:20 pm |
But the room must listen to me filibuster vigilently: My name is Yami Kuronue, one note spelled L-I-T-E! |
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Echothrice Posts: 98 Location: Villuno Magus Age: 123 years old
| Message #16144 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 11:39 pm |
And...enough of that now. Back on topic, join TOMU, we have more fun then setting loose a dozen caged, cranky monkeys at a PETA conference. |
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Yamikuronue Posts: 1288 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #16145 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 11:42 pm |
Awww, Echo, you never let me have any fun U_U That's the REAL reason I left, donchaknow ;P Last Edited: Oct 28, 2008, 11:44 pm |
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Echothrice Posts: 98 Location: Villuno Magus Age: 123 years old
| Message #16154 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 12:06 am |
Yami, I helped it continue remember? But this is kindof sortof maybe supposed to be a public recruiting thread, and so I need to feign maturity for the masses. |
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Yamikuronue Posts: 1288 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #16161 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 12:47 am |
Tomuians? Mature? False advertising! Someone should sue~! |
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Sconibulus Posts: 664 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #16165 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 12:55 am |
Yeah, all the mature undertones kinda left when you did... I mean of course we're mature! How could you insinuate anything else. Oh, and P.S. Echo lies, I'm #2 |
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Boss Posts: 132 Location: Zion's Reach Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16253 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 9:19 pm |
Join Magesterius University and watch the maturity skyrocket and your professors explode! They've got fratboys with swords, cafeterias with FOOD, classrooms with magic and dormrooms with nymphs! I'm currently undergoing their "rehabilitation for trolls" correspondance course and am looking forward to rejoining them once I've learned to shut up and hold my beer. After all, any place that gives you admissions papers for breaking and entering and a diploma for "Delving and Discovery" can't be bad! |
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Yamikuronue Posts: 1288 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #26592 Posted: Mar 1, 2009, 5:39 pm |
As it's been asked of me recently, yes, we are still recruiting. |
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Yamikuronue Posts: 1288 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #27007 Posted: Mar 7, 2009, 8:15 pm |
Now with <ERROR: Div_by_0>% more brochures! Brochure Here [/muelsfell/Magisterius%20University.pdf]Last Edited: Mar 7, 2009, 8:46 pm |
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TzadkielPosts: 596 Location: Broukendale Magus Age: 130 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #27010 Posted: Mar 8, 2009, 12:06 am |
I particularly like your (stock) photo, Yami :) |
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Yamikuronue Posts: 1288 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #27011 Posted: Mar 8, 2009, 3:09 am |
Hehe! I'm partial to the one next to "Perry Carter"'s quote |
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TzadkielPosts: 596 Location: Broukendale Magus Age: 130 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #27044 Posted: Mar 9, 2009, 12:57 pm |
I do too - but I know no Perry. Will the TOMU Perry please stand up? |
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