| Author | Thread: Mercenaries for hire |
| Poseidon Posts: 241
Location: Shuul
Magus Age: 113 years old
Real Name: Jack Website: Click HereEmail: kingclown00@hotmail.com | Message #12406 Posted: Sep 19, 2008, 4:50 am |
Seeing as there has been a recent decline in military activity, in order to keep the world from going stale, to earn a little extra money, but mostly just to feed our own dark blood lust, the New World Order hereby announces our services as a hired blade, or in layman's terms, pay us and we'll go blow up someone's workshop for you. We do not discriminate on the basis of age, region, race, sex, clan*, or creed, however, all bribes are subject to counter-bribing.
Cost will be determined by the following formula.
(10 x motivation spent) + (2 x chest damage) + rest of damage + (25 x limbs knocked off) + (20 x wall levels reduced ) + (50 x destroyed golem's ECL).
So, say I sent two copper attacks at someone's level one iron golem, and completely destroyed it. At a total of 24 motivation spent, 175 chest damage, 200 other damage, 3 limbs knocked off, 4 wall levels reduced, and an ECL of 7, your total cost would be 1295.
I'd say that's a fair rate, though it is open to debate if anyone thinks there is a better formula. Payment should be made in coins, however in certain cases we may take resources of equal value.
In the event of a counter bribe, refunds will not be made.
*Obviously, attempts to bribe any NWO member to attack another NWO member will be met with sarcasm and possibly group ridicule.Last Edited: Sep 19, 2008, 11:11 pm |
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PeggaPosts: 702 Location: Jaaron Magus Age: 122 years old Clan: ADV | Message #12438 Posted: Sep 19, 2008, 5:06 pm |
| Poseidon said:
*Obviously, attempts to bribe any NWO member to attack another NWO member will be met with sarcasm and possibly group ridicule. Now, don't be too hasty! A related family story (true, too):
My grandfather and his brother were getting close to coming to blows during an argument out in the oil field. One of their coworkers offered up $5 because he "wanted to see brothers fight".
So they tackled the coworker, took his $5, and poured dirt in his mouth.
So see? Accepting money to watch two NWO members fight could be lucrative! |
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| Poseidon Posts: 241
Location: Shuul
Magus Age: 113 years old
Real Name: Jack Website: Click HereEmail: kingclown00@hotmail.com | Message #12439 Posted: Sep 19, 2008, 5:37 pm |
Oooh. Didn't even think of that.
Sure you don't belong in NWO? That's pretty evil. |
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CaduceusPosts: 185 Location: Last Alvia Dawning Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: OTAKU2 Real Name: Paul
| Message #12449 Posted: Sep 19, 2008, 6:50 pm |
| Was the argument about milkshakes and the drinking thereof? |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #12564 Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 7:28 pm |
| Don't mercenaries like to get paid BEFORE a military action? With your formula, it would be required to pay after the attacks have occured. Also what happens if the employer can't or won't pay up? |
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| Poseidon Posts: 241
Location: Shuul
Magus Age: 113 years old
Real Name: Jack Website: Click HereEmail: kingclown00@hotmail.com | Message #12577 Posted: Sep 21, 2008, 11:11 pm |
If the customer lacks proper payment after the attacks have been made, arrangements can be made to pay off their debt over time.
As for outright refusal, well I think you can guess what would happen then. |
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| Yamikuronue Posts: 1288
Location: Mottonsborough
Magus Age: 116 years old
| Message #12594 Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 4:07 am |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcJyCdbC08c ? |
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| Poseidon Posts: 241
Location: Shuul
Magus Age: 113 years old
Real Name: Jack Website: Click HereEmail: kingclown00@hotmail.com | Message #12610 Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 5:07 pm |
Ha. That sounds about right, Yami.
Though we won't have any problems (or profit) at the rate we're going. Guess it's too early for anyone to have really formed a grudge against anyone else =(. |
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| Skywyse Posts: 32
Location: Jaaron
Magus Age: 111 years old
| Message #12646 Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 2:48 am |
| You could try to encourage some? Give people some pokes, and some prods, and convince them they've been wronged? |
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