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| Gryficus Posts: 239
Location: Mottonsborough
Magus Age: 127 years old
| Message #13381 Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 6:04 pm |
| Vanishing said:
Apparently not. good.
So I was thinking earlier today and in the interest of getting to know everyone a little better i wouldn't mind knowing what the TOMU clan philosophy is.
Are there any questions anyone wants to ask me/us?
What's your sign? |
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| Vanishing Posts: 76
Location: Rimesvin
Magus Age: 130 years old
| Message #13382 Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 6:06 pm |
| kinda like the peace sign, but backwards and with one less finger ;-) |
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| Yamikuronue Posts: 1288
Location: Mottonsborough
Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #13402 Posted: Oct 3, 2008, 1:20 am |
In a fearless attempt to curb the increasing tensions, our glorious and sagely leader, Kaelas, may he live forever, has wisely forbidden us to negotiate with or contact NWO in any way without express permission of several Council members. As I am not willing to openly defy my leader, may his fortune be glorious, I have managed to round up enough Council members to approve this message. There probably shall not be another. Nothing personal, you understand.
- Yami
This message has been approved by the Executive Council of TOMU clan. |
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PeggaPosts: 702 Location: Jaaron Magus Age: 128 years old Clan: ADV | Message #13411 Posted: Oct 3, 2008, 2:51 am |
| Yamikuronue said:
In a fearless attempt to curb the increasing tensions, our glorious and sagely leader, Kaelas, may he live forever, has wisely forbidden us to negotiate with or contact NWO in any way without express permission of several Council members. As I am not willing to openly defy my leader, may his fortune be glorious, I have managed to round up enough Council members to approve this message. There probably shall not be another. Nothing personal, you understand.
- Yami
This message has been approved by the Executive Council of TOMU clan. Offer void where prohibited by law. Your results may vary. Side effects may include sudden golem discharge, stank, bloating, swelling, itchy rashes with bubbling pus, more stank, uncontrollable laughing, the "grunks", The Moody Blues, Rick rolls, ham sandwiches, loss of hair, loss of appetite, loss of moss, loss of Bob Ross, happy little trees, sudden unexplained abductions, and jumpiness. Do not take internally; for external use only. Do not get on skin, eyes, hair, or any other fleshy tissue. Should stiffness occur for more than four hours, seek a doctor for advice. Should stiffness occur with strange markings for more than four hours, consult a witchdoctor for advice. Not all tickets are winners. For second chance entry, send 40 money c/o Pegga. Response in 48-2,438 hours. |
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| Endovior Posts: 172
Location: Nournsland
Magus Age: 124 years old
| Message #13442 Posted: Oct 3, 2008, 11:49 am |
| Translation, then... shut up and fight? Will do. |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #13468 Posted: Oct 3, 2008, 5:06 pm |
Pegga said: Yamikuronue said:
In a fearless attempt to curb the increasing tensions, our glorious and sagely leader, Kaelas, may he live forever, has wisely forbidden us to negotiate with or contact NWO in any way without express permission of several Council members. As I am not willing to openly defy my leader, may his fortune be glorious, I have managed to round up enough Council members to approve this message. There probably shall not be another. Nothing personal, you understand.
- Yami
This message has been approved by the Executive Council of TOMU clan. Offer void where prohibited by law. Your results may vary. Side effects may include sudden golem discharge, stank, bloating, swelling, itchy rashes with bubbling pus, more stank, uncontrollable laughing, the "grunks", The Moody Blues, Rick rolls, ham sandwiches, loss of hair, loss of appetite, loss of moss, loss of Bob Ross, happy little trees, sudden unexplained abductions, and jumpiness. Do not take internally; for external use only. Do not get on skin, eyes, hair, or any other fleshy tissue. Should stiffness occur for more than four hours, seek a doctor for advice. Should stiffness occur with strange markings for more than four hours, consult a witchdoctor for advice. Not all tickets are winners. For second chance entry, send 40 money c/o Pegga. Response in 48-2,438 hours.
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| Tort Posts: 41
Location: Dethsfell Rest
Magus Age: 127 years old
| Message #13471 Posted: Oct 3, 2008, 5:40 pm |
| Oh senseless combat, how I love you so! |
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| Vanishing Posts: 76
Location: Rimesvin
Magus Age: 130 years old
| Message #13474 Posted: Oct 3, 2008, 6:13 pm |
Nanashi said: Pegga said: Yamikuronue said:
In a fearless attempt to curb the increasing tensions, our glorious and sagely leader, Kaelas, may he live forever, has wisely forbidden us to negotiate with or contact NWO in any way without express permission of several Council members. As I am not willing to openly defy my leader, may his fortune be glorious, I have managed to round up enough Council members to approve this message. There probably shall not be another. Nothing personal, you understand.
- Yami
This message has been approved by the Executive Council of TOMU clan. Offer void where prohibited by law. Your results may vary. Side effects may include sudden golem discharge, stank, bloating, swelling, itchy rashes with bubbling pus, more stank, uncontrollable laughing, the "grunks", The Moody Blues, Rick rolls, ham sandwiches, loss of hair, loss of appetite, loss of moss, loss of Bob Ross, happy little trees, sudden unexplained abductions, and jumpiness. Do not take internally; for external use only. Do not get on skin, eyes, hair, or any other fleshy tissue. Should stiffness occur for more than four hours, seek a doctor for advice. Should stiffness occur with strange markings for more than four hours, consult a witchdoctor for advice. Not all tickets are winners. For second chance entry, send 40 money c/o Pegga. Response in 48-2,438 hours.
Chain quoting becomes increasingly unnecessary until it reaches critical mass and someone shouts ;-P wonder how long it'll take.... |
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CaduceusPosts: 185 Location: Last Alvia Dawning Magus Age: 132 years old Clan: OTAKU2 Real Name: Paul
| Message #13497 Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 12:18 am |
| You forgot "...and dry mouth". |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #13500 Posted: Oct 4, 2008, 1:02 am |
"Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction."
-Courtesy of J.F. |
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| Gryficus Posts: 239
Location: Mottonsborough
Magus Age: 127 years old
| Message #13836 Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 6:09 pm |
This war just isn't as much fun without the witty repartee of Yarmi and assorted others. Let's get the vitriol flowing again! |
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| Nageya Posts: 86
Location: Asylum
Magus Age: 118 years old
| Message #13934 Posted: Oct 8, 2008, 11:05 pm |
| Endovior said:
Translation, then... shut up and fight? Will do.
nah I think this is probably an honest attempt to smooth things over after all at least half of the clan wars that have taken place so far (that I know of any way) have started with Yami talking to people |
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| CommComms Posts: 392
Location: Daylsfeld
Magus Age: 127 years old
| Message #13936 Posted: Oct 8, 2008, 11:15 pm |
| Nageya said:
at least half of the clan wars that have taken place so far (that I know of any way) have started with Yami talking to people
She's got the makings of a great diplomat alright. |
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| Sconibulus Posts: 664
Location: Shuul
Magus Age: 123 years old
| Message #13939 Posted: Oct 8, 2008, 11:47 pm |
It's true Commcomms, it's true, Yami is a wonderful diplomat because she's willing to talk to everyone. She might say the wrong things sometimes, and that might cause a bit of an incident, but it keeps our muscles from atrophying. Without her we'd probably end up turtling in a little corner of the world not doing much of anything at all relating to the other clans, and be far weaker for it. We might be forced to send some large portion of our iron as a tithe, for instance, and that's just plain unacceptable.
To any people in the room I'm not permitted to acknowledge, via this loophole much, I am pleased to inform you that your collective mothers are rodentspawn, and your collective fathers smell of alternative wine.Last Edited: Oct 8, 2008, 11:56 pm |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #13959 Posted: Oct 9, 2008, 1:45 am |
| Sconibulus said:
To any people in the room I'm not permitted to acknowledge, via this loophole much, I am pleased to inform you that your collective mothers are rodentspawn, and your collective fathers smell of alternative wine.
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! (couldn't resist >D) |
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