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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 115 years old
| Message #16113 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 8:13 pm |
No, Magier's tagline translates to something more like
"Bring forth the holy handgrenade!" |
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| Baldur Posts: 12
Location: Mallow
Magus Age: 113 years old
| Message #16185 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 4:30 am |
| I would like to join your clan, if at all possible, good sirs and madams. |
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masterslugPosts: 619 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 124 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #16224 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 3:03 pm |
| Sent a golem owl with your invite, pm zugzug when you get here about intro offer. |
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ZugZugPosts: 300 Location: Ibonbourg Magus Age: 119 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #16358 Posted: Oct 30, 2008, 6:24 pm |
| Baldur said:
I would like to join your clan, if at all possible, good sirs and madams.
Your mailbox is full. |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #16626 Posted: Nov 2, 2008, 7:53 pm |
| *bump* |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #18623 Posted: Nov 28, 2008, 2:04 am |
| Come join us, we have booze and hot tubs full of people in bikinis. ^^ |
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laidanPosts: 1158 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 113 years old Clan: OASIS | Message #18626 Posted: Nov 28, 2008, 2:31 am |
| No one wants to see a hot tub full of you in a bikini Nanashi |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #18652 Posted: Nov 28, 2008, 2:36 pm |
I am not fat enough to count as "people"!! Nor do I take up multiple hot tubs.
Since Rigby transferred to a different department, we have a surplus of booze. |
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masterslugPosts: 619 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 124 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #18694 Posted: Nov 29, 2008, 2:46 pm |
| So just to clarify - we have people in bikinis, who are not Nanashi, and hot tubs full of booze. |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #18700 Posted: Nov 29, 2008, 8:23 pm |
| No no no...if you heat the booze you could accidentally boil out all the alcohol. |
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DilvishPosts: 219 Location: Feldspar Magus Age: 133 years old Clan: OTAKU2 Real Name: Jeff
| Message #18725 Posted: Nov 30, 2008, 7:10 pm |
| Or you could turn the hot tub into a still and purposefully boil out the alcohol. Waste not, want not and all that. |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #18753 Posted: Dec 1, 2008, 6:29 am |
| But if we turn the hot tubs into stills what will we throw the girls in? |
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| CommComms Posts: 392
Location: Daylsfeld
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #18756 Posted: Dec 1, 2008, 6:50 am |
| A pit. Last Edited: Dec 1, 2008, 6:52 am |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #18791 Posted: Dec 1, 2008, 7:56 pm |
| CommComms said:
A pit.
But you guys took all those for infidels.
*voice of Achmed*"Silence! I kill you!!" |
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TzadkielPosts: 596 Location: Broukendale Magus Age: 123 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #18831 Posted: Dec 2, 2008, 1:56 pm |
| if you throw us girls in the Hot tub stills, and the frigid bi#ch$ over there, we can speed up the condensate considerably. |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #19630 Posted: Dec 10, 2008, 5:58 pm |
Now offering complimentary cookies* with your application.
*cookies include: chocolate chip, sugar, gingerbread, macadamia nut, snickerdoodle, shortbread, christmas, and "special". |
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ZugZugPosts: 300 Location: Ibonbourg Magus Age: 119 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #19770 Posted: Dec 11, 2008, 6:56 pm |
There has never been a better time to join OTAKU (that's us) than now!
About Us:
We are not a PVP clan but we strongly protect our own (don't want to buy tickets to opt-out but don't really want to get attacked all the time? We're for you). We're pretty much as far as you can currently get in the game in terms of clan research, resources and buildings. This means when the next updates come through, we'll be all over them like white on rice. We specialize in Items and Melee. This means that we benefit the PvE player with items that greatly help out in the field killing monsters but are still quite useful in the PvP arena.
We Offer:
A guardian golem for every member + every clan member watching your back
All the resources a newbie could need
Veteran advice from some of the longest active members of this game
A very active and large playerbase
A great clan community
Access to all kinds of cool toys
Send a PM to myself, MasterSlug, Nanashi or Tzadkiel if you'd like to join. We have no restrictions and if you find it's not the home for you, no problem. That generally doesn't happen however.
Limited Time Offer: I am personally offering 1 free golem to anyone who joins our clan and stays for a minimum of 1 week. This offer is ideally for newer players who want a door guard or just want to try out some other golem types before committing to them in your library, however it is open to all who join. I really want some new players and new blood in the clan! |
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laidanPosts: 1158 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 113 years old Clan: OASIS | Message #19775 Posted: Dec 11, 2008, 7:15 pm |
| Hey, you stole my offer...and it's a little worse for wear. |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #29934 Posted: Apr 25, 2009, 5:03 pm |
Come join the World Domination Commi- I mean...
Got a low level workshop? No problem! We will share resources to help you build!
Don't have a clue what to attack? No problem! We have info to help you find just the right target!
Some other magi giving you grief? No problem! We will supply you with a clan guard and even sharp, pointy weapons*!
Come apply at Tench-Kisaragi Heavy Industries! We have plenty of space in our headquarters to give you your own office space**!
Now with shiny new Improved Steam Engines!
*= weapons may be slightly used.
**= office sizes vary, and may not include a window. |
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| Xlrate Posts: 232
Location: Rildesjan
Magus Age: 108 years old
| Message #29985 Posted: Apr 26, 2009, 8:20 pm |
| Nanashi said:
Come join the World Domination Commi- I mean...
Got a low level workshop? No problem! We will share resources to help you build!
Don't have a clue what to attack? No problem! We have info to help you find just the right target!
Some other magi giving you grief? No problem! We will supply you with a clan guard and even sharp, pointy weapons*!
Come apply at Tench-Kisaragi Heavy Industries! We have plenty of space in our headquarters to give you your own office space**!
Now with shiny new Improved Steam Engines!
*= weapons may be slightly used.
**= office sizes vary, and may not include a window.
And I will offer a free giant hunting golem to the first person who messages me after joining the clan. Fully equipped to.
*This offer is good for one Bane type golem, that is not currently strength enhanced.Last Edited: Jun 9, 2009, 8:47 am |
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masterslugPosts: 619 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 124 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #38968 Posted: Nov 10, 2009, 11:03 am |
We are now offering Adamantine5 Clan Guards for all new recruits!
Plus access to our various personal development programs and some of the highest level kit in the game. PM me or any of the management for an invite.
MS |
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| Yamikuronue Posts: 1288
Location: Mottonsborough
Magus Age: 116 years old
| Message #38969 Posted: Nov 10, 2009, 3:32 pm |
| But do you have a brochure? |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #38970 Posted: Nov 10, 2009, 4:46 pm |
| Do you have a flag? |
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| Yamikuronue Posts: 1288
Location: Mottonsborough
Magus Age: 116 years old
| Message #38971 Posted: Nov 10, 2009, 5:13 pm |
Yes.
It's a very secret flag. Are you sure you're cool enough to see it? |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #38973 Posted: Nov 10, 2009, 6:50 pm |
| Yamikuronue said:
Are you sure you're cool enough to see it?
You have to ask? Of course he is. He's a member of OTAKU. |
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