| Author | Thread: Hai guyz Ah'm build'n a GAZEBO | Page 1 | 2 |
| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16042 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 6:31 am |
| Walking across Muelsfell with your golem, you come across a gazebo. |
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ApathyPosts: 108 Location: Last Alvia Dawning Magus Age: 114 years old Clan: ARROW | Message #16053 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 10:32 am |
I attack the gazebo...
...with my golem!Last Edited: Oct 28, 2008, 10:38 am |
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masterslugPosts: 619 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 130 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #16059 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 11:34 am |
Out hunting I notice something odd so go for a closer look...
"Boss, why exactly is there a Golem running around blindly with a large expanse of red and white striped canvas over it's head?"
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16127 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 10:01 pm |
| Apathy said:
I attack the gazebo...
...with my golem!
You hit the gazebo
with your golem
and do Zero(0) damage
besides smashing through two posts and bringing the roof crashing down
Edit
(had you been using a flesh golem, something more comical might have happened.)Last Edited: Oct 28, 2008, 10:04 pm |
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16128 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 10:03 pm |
| masterslug said:
Out hunting I notice something odd so go for a closer look...
"Boss, why exactly is there a Golem running around blindly with a large expanse of red and white striped canvas over it's head?"
Boss shrugs, "Its Flag Day..."
Now take off that hunting cap and help me rebuild my gazebo. Everyone knows its Rabbit Season.Last Edited: Oct 28, 2008, 10:07 pm |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 139 years old Clan: ADV | Message #16130 Posted: Oct 28, 2008, 10:05 pm |
| Looking sadly on the remains of the gazebo, I am heard to sigh and say, "And it was such a lovely place for a picnic." |
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ApathyPosts: 108 Location: Last Alvia Dawning Magus Age: 114 years old Clan: ARROW | Message #16176 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 1:53 am |
(Boss: I know how the joke goes lol)
I task my golem with finding another gazebo. |
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masterslugPosts: 619 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 130 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #16219 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 1:12 pm |
"right oh Boss" chucks down his brace of coney and starts gathering up broken poles.
"You know that this will only happen again as soon as you've rebuilt it. Now if you where to replace the poles with say, I don't know something more robust, like a bone golem or 6. Then it could defend it's self and it would be more errr... mobile." pauses "...What could go wrong?" |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #16255 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 9:22 pm |
| Nanashi looked over and sighed, "masterslug, you have no romantic sense whatsoever. How would a squad of bone golems be suitable for a picnic? Personally I would use poles made from the slag of MAGIER's old adamantine golems, so much more durable." He set down the picnic basket for Halftea and walked over to help pick up what was left of the gazebo. |
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16256 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 9:24 pm |
| Halftea said:
Looking sadly on the remains of the gazebo, I am heard to sigh and say, "And it was such a lovely place for a picnic."
Don't worry, Master Slug and I will rebuild it soon.
After all, we only lost a bit of the walls and had the roof carried off.
All of the benches are still intact and if you'll lift the seats, you're sure to find my cooler in one of them. I think the chocolate pudding is still cold... |
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16257 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 9:26 pm |
| Apathy said:
(Boss: I know how the joke goes lol)
I task my golem with finding another gazebo.
It continues to do so
with the canvas roof still draped over its head
its arms feel the way in front of it
in an excellant rendition of Frankensteins monster walk |
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16260 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 9:30 pm |
| masterslug said:
"right oh Boss" chucks down his brace of coney and starts gathering up broken poles.
"You know that this will only happen again as soon as you've rebuilt it. Now if you where to replace the poles with say, I don't know something more robust, like a bone golem or 6. Then it could defend it's self and it would be more errr... mobile." pauses "...What could go wrong?"
Well, it is Halloween in a few days...
Should we use semi-limbless golems, or should we use fleshy limbs for a gory "splorch!" If they should fail? |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 139 years old Clan: ADV | Message #16278 Posted: Oct 29, 2008, 11:42 pm |
"I like the idea of using exotic metals. A girl likes her sparklies after all. And they are so much more durable than flesh or bone. Not too mention the smell..." O_O
"After all, what's the point to having a picnic if you can't eat the pudding due to the ambiance of *well-aged* flesh golems?"
*grabs a chocolate pudding and opens Nanashi's picnic basket and looks inside...
"Is that what I think it is?"
"It is! Braised Swamp Hog cutlets in a Ambulatory Mushroom Sauce? Ohh! Takeout from Sissel's! Yum! Everybody come get some while we watch the golems work!"
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| Elsworth Posts: 93
Location: Fellin
Magus Age: 118 years old
| Message #16280 Posted: Oct 30, 2008, 12:06 am |
You must be doing something wrong with your Flesh/Bone golems... They're not supposed to smell... Admittedly, it is the season to have disgusting things running around...
Elsworth watches the shenanigans and laughs... |
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16305 Posted: Oct 30, 2008, 4:51 am |
"Pick up the post!" Boss calls out, "Not by the pointy end!"
Grabbing a cold one from the ice under the covered pudding bowl, Boss says to Elsworth and Halftea
"Its always been my experience that because no golem can smell, all golems do smell."
"Less cryptically, golems have a tendency to step in smelly things and not notice."
"We might want to organize a community golem wash, but its already Trotokia (Mid Fall) and hardly weather to be outside with buckets of soapy water." |
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ApathyPosts: 108 Location: Last Alvia Dawning Magus Age: 114 years old Clan: ARROW | Message #16307 Posted: Oct 30, 2008, 7:32 am |
My golem wanders around blindly, eventually bumping into another clay golem.
Except it's not exactly a clay golem...yet. It's still in that part of the food cycle which is after food but before soil.
Ewwwwwww.
A muffled voice comes from under the canvas roof.
"Did Hommy *blurb* get gazebo? *blorp* Did Hommy do good?"
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masterslugPosts: 619 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 130 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #16310 Posted: Oct 30, 2008, 9:34 am |
"Ok so looks like we need bling poles and we need to recover the roof from Hommy before he gets it covered in s**t. What's the plan Boss?"
Absentmindedly chews on one of Nanashi's Swamp Hog cutlets while waiting for Boss to down his cold one. Followed shortly by a discrete vomit after remembering who supplied Sissel's their meat last. |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #16334 Posted: Oct 30, 2008, 4:35 pm |
| "Don't waste good food, Slug," Nanashi admonished. "I made sure to order the good stuff from Joachim himself, rather than your mystery meat. Also keep Rigby away from that bottle in the basket! This place is enough of a disaster area without him chugging my good aged liquor." He went back to picking up scrap wood with thoughts of a late night bonfire, "Anyone bring marshmallows?" |
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16348 Posted: Oct 30, 2008, 5:39 pm |
| Apathy said:
My golem wanders around blindly, eventually bumping into another clay golem.
Except it's not exactly a clay golem...yet. It's still in that part of the food cycle which is after food but before soil.
Ewwwwwww.
A muffled voice comes from under the canvas roof.
"Did Hommy *blurb* get gazebo? *blorp* Did Hommy do good?"
Unfortunately "crap golems" are already in use by Erfworld as are hard rock golems, soft rock golems, acid rock golems, and "metal" golems.
I don't think Sizemore's going to give them up, but I think we might be able to steal the "cloth golems." They're just stuffed animals big enough to be considered heavy calvary.... |
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16350 Posted: Oct 30, 2008, 5:48 pm |
| masterslug said:
"Ok so looks like we need bling poles and we need to recover the roof from Hommy before he gets it covered in s**t. What's the plan Boss?"
Absentmindedly chews on one of Nanashi's Swamp Hog cutlets while waiting for Boss to down his cold one. Followed shortly by a discrete vomit after remembering who supplied Sissel's their meat last.
"Yeah about the bling poles..." Boss chugs the rest of his drink.
"The trick to crushing a beer can on your head is not in how hard you smash it into your head, but in how you grip the can."
"You've got to cave in the sides and just push at the bottom."
"Anyway, as Nanashi suggested, I raided MAGIER for the materials. Did you know if you paint them black and pad their bony feet, bone golems are about the stealiest golems there are? They could walk in without notice."
"That's where we found the piles of free candy they set aside for new members..."
"About half of the bones are digging a pit. The decreased elevations will make up for the height of the golems we're using as pillars. I've got a guy from Marrow, who's bringing trained wolf spiders from Yul's marsh, to do a spider silk canopy."
"The Halloween gazebo should be done this time tomorrow, when the other half of the bone golems finish filling the pit with candy..."Last Edited: Oct 30, 2008, 5:51 pm |
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16351 Posted: Oct 30, 2008, 5:50 pm |
| Nanashi said:
"Don't waste good food, Slug," Nanashi admonished. "I made sure to order the good stuff from Joachim himself, rather than your mystery meat. Also keep Rigby away from that bottle in the basket! This place is enough of a disaster area without him chugging my good aged liquor." He went back to picking up scrap wood with thoughts of a late night bonfire, "Anyone bring marshmallows?"
"The golems are bringing a few crate boxes of chocolates, some of which will be marshmallow filled, others will have a kind of rum filling. I'm sending out for a mini-catapult for the coconut ones." |
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #16504 Posted: Nov 1, 2008, 7:39 pm |
The candy-filled gazebo of spiders and death has been open since yesterday.
Happy Halloween! |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 139 years old Clan: ADV | Message #16919 Posted: Nov 4, 2008, 8:17 pm |
"Silly Boss, you can't toast the marshmallow-filled ones, the chocolate all melts off. Now if you taost the marshmallow first, then add chocolate, it's a different story."
Looks thoughtful, and starts talking to herself while gazing at the reconstructed gazebo... "I should have brought Spatula out, then I test how well Copper golems work for making fondue..." |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #16976 Posted: Nov 5, 2008, 6:47 pm |
| Nanashi set down his armful of broken wood and looked around. "Is there anything left from my picnic basket? I'm getting hungry." He wandered over to the gazebo, sniffing for food. |
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masterslugPosts: 619 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 130 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #17003 Posted: Nov 5, 2008, 10:05 pm |
| tries to look innocent... |
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