| Author | Thread: Silly Game suggestions |
HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 138 years old Clan: ADV | Message #21885 Posted: Jan 6, 2009, 5:49 pm |
Filing it here because I don't want Kep to actually take this seriously.
I want to make Gingerbread Golems. With a speed of 30. Fast, and tasty to boot!
Visions of a level 5 Gingerbread golem...
"Run, run, as fast as you can! Here comes a giant Gingerbread Man!"
My cookie minions would be the bane of all the local creatures. If they couldn't beat them directly, I can send in a second golem and take on the now-full and sleepy creature, with the tell-tale crumbs still on it. Although now that I think of it, the female Mountain Giants might have an edge on them with that rolling pin they use... |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #21913 Posted: Jan 7, 2009, 2:16 am |
| Don't forget to equip a gingersnap weapon! Oh! and the gum drop button armor!! |
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| Zivdel Posts: 185
Location: Arzenbourg
Magus Age: 126 years old
| Message #21987 Posted: Jan 7, 2009, 5:31 pm |
| i wanna make golems outta rubber... they would be able to jump super high, and always bounce back... and i could use the spare parts to line the wheels of Ahab's Wagon |
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| Haruna Posts: 471
Location: Jinkara
Magus Age: 123 years old
| Message #21992 Posted: Jan 7, 2009, 5:55 pm |
| I want a golem made of ducks, exploding demon ducks. |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #22021 Posted: Jan 7, 2009, 8:41 pm |
| Manure golems...stuffed with Six Demon Bags. Does very little damage, but a great practical joke to send to an obsessive-compulsive, clean-freak of a mage. |
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| Zivdel Posts: 185
Location: Arzenbourg
Magus Age: 126 years old
| Message #22039 Posted: Jan 7, 2009, 11:50 pm |
| or what about a Pickle Golem... leave your enemies drooling over the dill |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #22050 Posted: Jan 8, 2009, 12:19 am |
| Zivdel said:
or what about a Pickle Golem... leave your enemies drooling over the dill
"We might be in a bit of a pickle, Dick." |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 138 years old Clan: ADV | Message #22054 Posted: Jan 8, 2009, 2:05 am |
| Nanashi said:
Don't forget to equip a gingersnap weapon! Oh! and the gum drop button armor!!
I guess Improved Fruitcake Scale armour would be the Defense Clan equippage for this. Almost indestructible and it always comes back since no one wants it. XD |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #22079 Posted: Jan 8, 2009, 5:26 am |
Halftea said: Nanashi said:
Don't forget to equip a gingersnap weapon! Oh! and the gum drop button armor!! I guess Improved Fruitcake Scale armour would be the Defense Clan equippage for this. Almost indestructible and it always comes back since no one wants it. XD
But then Kep would have to introduce a poison mechanic to combat... |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 138 years old Clan: ADV | Message #22346 Posted: Jan 11, 2009, 3:27 am |
| Nanashi said:
But then Kep would have to introduce a poison mechanic to combat...
But they can't actually eat the stuff. Add minimum damage for breaking teeth (against creatures), and we should be good. SInce golems don't eat, no issues there. |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #22404 Posted: Jan 11, 2009, 2:51 pm |
| Halftea said:
But they can't actually eat the stuff. Add minimum damage for breaking teeth (against creatures), and we should be good. SInce golems don't eat, no issues there.
Our golems eat. In fact, it's how they repair themselves. We compress and shape each appropriate resource into handy 8"x2"x2" ingots (Rigby and Elvis refer to them as "Twinkies") that our golems are programmed to place in receptacles located on either the head (humanoid shaped golems) or chest (battlemech shaped golems) when they are damaged and not currently engaged in combat. Once "ingested", each golem's Automated Diagnostic and Repair Infrastructure (ADRI) magically distributes the resources where they are needed and makes repairs. It's a handy system that is also programmable (i.e. prioritize repairs in the following order: chest, head, etc., etc.), and allows damage control without mage supervision. Also as an unintended feature, whenever the ADRI system is in operation, the golem emits squeeky, happy sounds. We don't know exactly why yet, but we suspect Sissel had something to do with it. :)
On holidays and other festive occasions, we can give our golems special ingots composed of certain chemical and/or gem mixtures that temporarily gives them festive chromatic and fluorescent color schemes. Some mixtures can even make them glow in the dark. |
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| Kirby Posts: 25
Location: Hans Mina
Magus Age: 115 years old
| Message #28649 Posted: Apr 1, 2009, 11:56 pm |
| Or Electric golems (hehehe ZAP ZAP ZAP) |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #28650 Posted: Apr 2, 2009, 12:20 am |
| Joachim said:
Manure golems...stuffed with Six Demon Bags. Does very little damage, but a great practical joke to send to an obsessive-compulsive, clean-freak of a mage.
To think Kep actually listened to a suggestion like this...
and thank you Kirby for ressing the thread. |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 138 years old Clan: ADV | Message #28656 Posted: Apr 2, 2009, 1:34 am |
| and thank you Kirby for ressing the thread.
It LIVES!!! lol
Actually I think that Kep using the Dung Golem with Paper Bag is pretty funny. :) |
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NinomaiPosts: 41 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: sara
| Message #28697 Posted: Apr 2, 2009, 8:23 pm |
| Kirby said:
Or Electric golems (hehehe ZAP ZAP ZAP)
mmmmm...electric golems (drool) not such a silly idea... |
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| Haruna Posts: 471
Location: Jinkara
Magus Age: 123 years old
| Message #28733 Posted: Apr 3, 2009, 5:42 pm |
Ninomai said: Kirby said:
Or Electric golems (hehehe ZAP ZAP ZAP) mmmmm...electric golems (drool) not such a silly idea...
Mayhaps Electric Guitar Golems? |
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ElvisPosts: 4 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 132 years old Clan: STEAM | Message #28740 Posted: Apr 3, 2009, 8:55 pm |
| Haruna said:
Mayhaps Electric Guitar Golems?
I'm working on it. Thank ya, thank ya very much... |
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| Rednaxela Posts: 177
Location: Rimesvin
Magus Age: 125 years old
| Message #28748 Posted: Apr 3, 2009, 11:16 pm |
| Well, I have a tuba golem already. What other instrumental golems do we need? Perhaps an oh-so-deadly piano golem? |
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| Kirby Posts: 25
Location: Hans Mina
Magus Age: 115 years old
| Message #29148 Posted: Apr 11, 2009, 10:53 pm |
| Drum golems Drum roll plz! |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #29151 Posted: Apr 12, 2009, 12:14 am |
A flesh golem with a wood leg and an iron hand stands on a disabled bone golem, singing "Eighteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho..."
Meanwhile nearby, a glass golem with a hollow look endlessly laments, "the rums gone...why is the rum gone..." |
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maverickPosts: 1050 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 116 years old Clan: ARROW Real Name: Mike
| Message #29467 Posted: Apr 18, 2009, 3:44 am |
why has no one suggested this yet??
Trinitrotoluene golem
made from a mix of mostly iron with some adamantine, copper, and some melted down gems to hold it together, this golem has very high speed, but extremely low attack with some ok defenses. however you can tell it to use its high speed to impact directly into the enemy golem, or monster.... thus causing it to explode. ya know like TNT?
stats:
hp at lv 1: 50
speed: 32 ft
strength 10
capacity 120
impact/slice/puncture/fire/cold/sonic
damage: 5/1/3/1/0/0
resistance: 7/8/7/6/6/6
special: kamikaze explosion: 30/18/47/135/0/20 directed at each part of the enemy golem, when it explodes iron shrapnel flies out to slice and impact the enemy but all the small adamantine pellets fire out to puncture the enemy golem. and of coarse the explosion itself mixed with the copper enhancements causes a near inferno at the explosion site plus the shock wave emitted when it explodes. and the explosion site is essentially on the enemy because the golem self-destructed by ramming it. |
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| Kirby Posts: 25
Location: Hans Mina
Magus Age: 115 years old
| Message #30647 Posted: May 12, 2009, 11:13 pm |
| I like BOOM! Also hows Slime Goloms sound?(SPLAT!)LOL |
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