Ok, I really, really don't understand this: [Round 1] A thick frost coats the Coal Radiance, enhancing its cold damage. Coal Radiance begins to advance upon a mountain giant while a mountain giant begins to advance upon Coal Radiance. The defender's fists are out of range with about 40 feet between them, but the attacker readies its bronze cannon. Coal Radiance attacks with its bronze cannon and misses once, but also hits the left leg (21 dmg) and the chest (17 dmg). [Round 2] Coal Radiance continues to advance upon a mountain giant while a mountain giant closes to melee with Coal Radiance. Coal Radiance attacks with its fist and misses 6 times, but also hits the left leg (12 dmg), the right arm (12 dmg), the right arm (11 dmg), the head (11 dmg), the pelvis (13 dmg), the left arm (11 dmg) and the right leg (11 dmg). A mountain giant attacks with its fists and misses 7 times, but also hits the chest (14 dmg), the chest (15 dmg), the abdomen (15 dmg) and the right leg (14 dmg). [Round 3] Your golem backs up so that it can use its bronze cannon effectively. The defender's fists are out of range with about 30 feet between them. Coal Radiance attacks with its bronze cannon and misses once, but also hits the pelvis (19 dmg) and the left hand (19 dmg). A mountain giant topples, shaking the ground with the impact of its death. It's packing a Bronze Cannon. It's set to hangback - why the flying fuck would it decide to engaged in a sudden sissy slapfight with the mountain giant?! ETA: So the very next attempt I get this strange note: "Coal Radiance continues to advance upon a mountain giant while a mountain giant closes to melee with Coal Radiance. Your golem backs up so that it can use its bronze cannon effectively." Is it advancing or backing up?!Last Edited: Apr 23, 2009, 6:17 pm |