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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #7289 Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 7:27 pm |
| So, Halftea, would you prefer the beefy Conan type or the slim bishounen type? I hate to suggest it but maybe someone can submit a magus version of a romance novel cover to Arkham. That way you have the shirtless beefcake and the busty babe. ...Just i don't know how well it would fit in a banner O_o;; |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 138 years old Clan: ADV | Message #7312 Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 10:52 pm |
Can't we have something in between? The Arnold/Fabio look is too big for my taste, and most bishis, while fun, a little too slender. Besides, around bishis, I keep waiting for a Yaoi moment. XD
If someone's art talents were up to it, the paired Magi would definitely make a great cover for the homepage though. |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #7314 Posted: Jul 18, 2008, 11:05 pm |
So...what? A Fabio look-alike with the Hercules TV look and... (trying to think of the covers of my mom's romance collection) hmm...Inoue Orihime in a low cut dress?
or should we keep the current "girl" and put your beefcake in a Leonidas outfit?
reason for edit: did some re-thinkingLast Edited: Jul 18, 2008, 11:11 pm |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 138 years old Clan: ADV | Message #7581 Posted: Jul 21, 2008, 11:36 pm |
I have nothing against the current girl, just would like some equal time for the fellas. While I'm not opposed to the Leonidas outfit. (Yummy!) I think we need some time for the poor Magi up here in cold Darghelm.
A nice fur-edged cape over a tight leather jerkin sounds appealing. Don't get me started on what I could visualize on a Cave Bear-skin rug. ;p
Seriously though, while I like skin as much as the next gal, sometimes a little to the imagination is more appealing. |
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| Chimpy Posts: 8
Location: Nournsland
Magus Age: 120 years old
Real Name: Chris Dorman Website: Click HereEmail: lordchimpus@aim.com | Message #13199 Posted: Oct 1, 2008, 1:07 am |
Chimpy has an idea! What if both the scantily-clad(but not too scantily, and with fur accents) female model and the buff(but thankfully not IN-the-buff) male model were flesh golems?
...and in the background, a lonely person with a computer controls them both... but pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
Surely you all stand in awe of the genius that is Chimpy |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #13217 Posted: Oct 1, 2008, 2:28 am |
Seek help Chimpy, seek help...
That you would willingly visualize a male and female flesh golems in caveman furs is a little disturbing... it would be like Frankenstein's monster and the bride in swimsuits *shudder* |
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| Chimpy Posts: 8
Location: Nournsland
Magus Age: 120 years old
Real Name: Chris Dorman Website: Click HereEmail: lordchimpus@aim.com | Message #13222 Posted: Oct 1, 2008, 3:10 am |
Flesh Golems are people too, you cold-hearted person. They're just MORE people...
...and Frankensteins' creation was NOT a monster. The small-minded peasants with the the torches, and the burning, and the stabbing! THEY were the monsters! Unattractive, speak-impaired beings made from recycled parts need love too!
...and for the record, it was not Chimpy that suggested swimsuits. Everyone knows golems can't swim!
>>edit sp. Chimpy hates typosLast Edited: Oct 2, 2008, 5:51 am |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #13251 Posted: Oct 1, 2008, 3:08 pm |
| Wood golems can...they float! Any of the rest on the other hand...not so much...either from the dissolving or the sinking... |
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| Chimpy Posts: 8
Location: Nournsland
Magus Age: 120 years old
Real Name: Chris Dorman Website: Click HereEmail: lordchimpus@aim.com | Message #13277 Posted: Oct 1, 2008, 7:46 pm |
The jokes that could be implied by a wood golem in a swimsuit are simply too easy... also any puns involving "floatation devices"...
...no, Chimpy shall not ruin his good name with bad humor. |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 138 years old Clan: ADV | Message #13281 Posted: Oct 1, 2008, 8:02 pm |
Now I'm picturing a poor Clay golem dissolving into muck and washing away in a stream...
Heh.
To Joachim and company at OTAKU2: Sorry, but it was too good to pass up. |
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| Chimpy Posts: 8
Location: Nournsland
Magus Age: 120 years old
Real Name: Chris Dorman Website: Click HereEmail: lordchimpus@aim.com | Message #13286 Posted: Oct 1, 2008, 8:55 pm |
| Chimpy weeps for the fate of that poor golem. What master would be so cruel as to neglect baking their clay before activation? Not I, says Chimpy! Truly such a disaster could have been avoided, had the creator read the recipe first... |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #13328 Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 2:23 am |
At first, I was thinking that if you baked a clay golem (I can only dread the smell of such...) it wouldn't be able to move. But then I recalled that the majority of golems are made from hard substances (bone, stone, iron, etc)
So instead I will say that your newly created terra cotta golem will not have the same benefits as a standard clay golem, since it can't regenerate from swamp muck. (which is half the point of clay golems) |
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| Chimpy Posts: 8
Location: Nournsland
Magus Age: 120 years old
Real Name: Chris Dorman Website: Click HereEmail: lordchimpus@aim.com | Message #13344 Posted: Oct 2, 2008, 5:05 am |
The smell cannot be half as bad as that of baking a flesh golem... Haggis the Homonculus was very unhappy with that particular experiment...
However there are many benefits to a terra cotta golem. First and foremost is cosmetic. A proper glaze can give clay golems the gleam of skin present in the afore-mentioned mascot on our fine banner ads.
Also, they can be hollowed out and made into fine mobile amphora. This does, however, limit combat effectiveness against hammers and other blunt force attacks...
Alas, Chimpy cannot take credit for this brilliant idea, as the Chinese made many such golems long before Chimpy was born.
-a side note, it has been concluded that terra cotta golems should only be used as amphora AFTER, and never DURING, the baking process. Thank you. |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #13405 Posted: Oct 3, 2008, 1:47 am |
| Chimpy said:
The smell cannot be half as bad as that of baking a flesh golem... Haggis the Homonculus was very unhappy with that particular experiment...
However there are many benefits to a terra cotta golem. First and foremost is cosmetic. A proper glaze can give clay golems the gleam of skin present in the afore-mentioned mascot on our fine banner ads.
Also, they can be hollowed out and made into fine mobile amphora. This does, however, limit combat effectiveness against hammers and other blunt force attacks...
Alas, Chimpy cannot take credit for this brilliant idea, as the Chinese made many such golems long before Chimpy was born.
-a side note, it has been concluded that terra cotta golems should only be used as amphora AFTER, and never DURING, the baking process. Thank you.
Reminds me of the Addams Family movie..."Lurch...was she in there before you baked the cake?" |
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| Haruna Posts: 471
Location: Jinkara
Magus Age: 123 years old
| Message #13832 Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 5:24 pm |
One could also utilize a bone golem as a drinking cup...
And what about turning a Iron/Copper Golem into a portable BBQ to fry the Fleshy/Woody-types...
Mmmmm Golem-dogs and Monster-burgers, cooked over the charred hulk of that old wood golem out back... |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 138 years old Clan: ADV | Message #13846 Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 10:15 pm |
Careful! You'll give away the secret recipe for the herbs and spices used by the folks at Mikke's Salvage Yard next.
Coming to a town near you! Delicious Golem burgers grilled over an open flame! Brought to you by Mikke's Gourmet Restaurant and Eatery.
Also serves as a nice way to keep the populace happy until they can fish again... :)
Don't think any laws are broken so the Rangers will probably stay out of it. :) |
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| Chimpy Posts: 8
Location: Nournsland
Magus Age: 120 years old
Real Name: Chris Dorman Website: Click HereEmail: lordchimpus@aim.com | Message #13852 Posted: Oct 7, 2008, 11:09 pm |
| Hmmm... Chimpy likes the way you think! With such a cooking method, we could guarantee hot food delivery! With proper aplication of wood golem chips we could even have slow-smoked flesh golem ribs! mmmm.... *looks around* where did Chimpy's flesh golem go? |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #13858 Posted: Oct 8, 2008, 1:55 am |
| Well the secret isn't so much how you roast the fleshies...it is how you keep the fire drakes in line, so that they don't turn it to charcoal or eat what they are roasting. |
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| Boss Posts: 132
Location: Zion's Reach
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #14148 Posted: Oct 11, 2008, 5:26 am |
According to Help -> Credits (far right, just before "About Muelsfell" at the end) it says that "new girl" is named "Mayumi."
Her artist is Neolucky. Neolucky does do bishies. Check out this Muscular Bishie [neolucky.deviantart.com/art/Somewhere-Out-There-II-72001233 ]. It may be what Halftea meant by "beefcake" and the tree's a few modifications away from being a wood golem.
Also, I feel inclined to point out that this picture was on page two of neolucky's gallery, Mayumi was on page 5, and I think the old banner (with the old girl) is still being used on one of the voting sites.
Edit --> Yeah, its mmorgp-x.com that has the other banner. Not sure if its the old banner, but hey, we're currently number 2 on the top100.Last Edited: Oct 11, 2008, 5:36 am |
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