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KennethPosts: 133 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 110 years old Clan: OASIS | Message #41223 Posted: Jan 9, 2010, 8:00 pm |
Did anyone notice? There's about 10 or so new achievements arkham added in. |
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PhatsMahoney Posts: 558 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 115 years old
| Message #41226 Posted: Jan 9, 2010, 8:28 pm |
Yup yup, Arkham posted in the Announcements forum. |
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laidanPosts: 1158 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OASIS | Message #44669 Posted: Jun 10, 2010, 4:59 pm |
I'd say it's a bit of an achievement: You are viewing Joachim, a Level 100 Golem Magus WOAH! Congrats Joachim! |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #44670 Posted: Jun 10, 2010, 5:22 pm |
laidan said: WOAH! Congrats Joachim! Thanks! I'll be here to congratulate each and everyone when you all also reach the 100 level milestone. |
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ProfessorFatePosts: 8 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 140 years old Clan: STEAM | Message #44671 Posted: Jun 10, 2010, 5:41 pm |
Way to go, Joe! We've always knew that you'd amount to something someday. Now stop stealing my cheese, b*tch! :D |
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NaoMakinohaPosts: 2 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 114 years old Clan: STEAM | Message #44674 Posted: Jun 10, 2010, 11:36 pm |
Congrats JT! Not bad for an old guy. :P |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #44675 Posted: Jun 11, 2010, 1:13 am |
NaoMakinoha said: Congrats JT! Not bad for an old guy. :P Your approval is duly noted. :) Yeah PF, that cheese was really good. NYORO! |
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GordonIronsmith Posts: 434 Location: Broukendale Magus Age: 120 years old
| Message #44685 Posted: Jun 11, 2010, 6:06 pm |
Nice job Joachim that pretty damn awesome. |
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Caerula Posts: 13 Location: Rimesvin Magus Age: 120 years old
Real Name: Unpronounceable
| Message #44697 Posted: Jun 12, 2010, 11:03 am |
Juicing up on cheese are we? What's wrong with ice cream? Too good for you?! >:) |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #44698 Posted: Jun 12, 2010, 3:03 pm |
Nice job Joachim that pretty damn awesome. Thanks, Gordon! Juicing up on cheese are we? What's wrong with ice cream? Too good for you?! >:) Why Caerula, you blush such a cute shade of red when you're angry. :D |
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Caerula Posts: 13 Location: Rimesvin Magus Age: 120 years old
Real Name: Unpronounceable
| Message #44699 Posted: Jun 12, 2010, 4:21 pm |
RRRRRRRR! RAAAWWWRRRR!!! *cue "Yakety Sax"...fade to message* Due to the explicit images of a large dragon beating a relatively fragile human senseless for his impertinence, the Muelsfell staff has decided, for the faint-hearted, not to publish the descriptions of said activity. Thank you for your understanding. -The Management. *...fade to black*Last Edited: Jun 12, 2010, 4:25 pm |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #44701 Posted: Jun 12, 2010, 5:35 pm |
*a bloody and beaten Joachim sits up and feebly shakes his fist in the air* (cough) Is that...(cough)...is that it? I'm still here. Is that all you got?! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?! HOW BOUT' TWO OUT OF THREE, BI......oh sh*t, she's coming back... |
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AtroposPosts: 94 Location: Daylsfeld Magus Age: 138 years old Clan: AGOMC | Message #44703 Posted: Jun 12, 2010, 10:09 pm |
Muelsfell staff would like to express our condolances to friends and family for what is about to occur. Muelsfell staff do not advocate taunting, mocking, insulting, rebuking, agitating, ridiculing, teasing, reproaching or interacting with a dragon in any way, shape or form. Muelsfell staff are not held liable if you do so. Possible side effects may include but are not limited to fear, nausea, first, second, and third degree burns, halitosis, temporal displacement, gout, massive internal hemorrhaging, frostbite, hypothermia, deafness, arterial ulceration, pelvic impacting, faecal encephalopathy, and death. |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #44709 Posted: Jun 13, 2010, 1:06 pm |
*a really bloody, beaten, and semi-conscious Joachim, lying face-down at the bottom of a large dragon-shaped crater, feebly lifts a single finger from the ground* (groan)...heh...I...I broke one of her claws, with my face...hee, hee...hee... |
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GalivanPosts: 6 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 134 years old Clan: STEAM | Message #44771 Posted: Jun 18, 2010, 9:49 pm |
Argue not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well on toast. |
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NimyaPosts: 3 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: STEAM | Message #44775 Posted: Jun 19, 2010, 12:31 am |
My, Joe is quite resilient. I can't see how anyone can survive, let alone be able to move after a beating like that... |
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RigbyPosts: 95 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Mike
| Message #44776 Posted: Jun 19, 2010, 12:51 am |
Meh. I think if Caerula really wanted to kill him, she would have employed the breath weapon at some point. |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #44784 Posted: Jun 19, 2010, 12:17 pm |
(groan)...much as I understand everyone's morbid curiosity of my beating and apparent survival, it would be...(cough)...be most appreciated if someone could please help me get to a hospital...and tell Sissel to give me back my damn wallet. |
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ZugZugPosts: 300 Location: Ibonbourg Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #44890 Posted: Jun 29, 2010, 5:39 pm |
Wow! You are the Grind Master! How many mice have you killed with your billions of clicks on the Fight button? |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 126 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #44891 Posted: Jun 29, 2010, 5:57 pm |
"Sissel could not be found at this time for comment. Sadly, the on site correspondent was lost in a mountain of pastries. A strange cackling was heard in the background before the recording crystal malfunctioned. Now a moment of silence for Axel, the Dark Hero, who will be missed. Now, over to Bob for the games in Zion's Reach! Bob?" |
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Sissel Posts: 10 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 112 years old
| Message #44895 Posted: Jun 29, 2010, 11:21 pm |
*Sissel is rummaging through Joachim's wallet and finds...a condom* Ooooo! What's this? A BALLOON!!! *Sissel inflates the condom, ties it to his tail, and proceeds to fly around town showing off his new "toy"...much to the disconcertment of Asylum's more knowing residents.* |
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masterslugPosts: 619 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 130 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #44907 Posted: Jun 30, 2010, 3:01 pm |
watches Sissel flap away and then picks up the discarded wallet "hmmm I recognise that crest, better send an apprentice with it up too... hang on a minute what's this? an empty condom wrap, exp 1699." shakes head and mutters to him self "Ah so he's still had no luck wooing Caerula then, still least she's paying him some attention now" |
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NinomaiPosts: 41 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 121 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: sara
| Message #44909 Posted: Jun 30, 2010, 4:15 pm |
he better NOT be wooing caerula, or anyone else for that matter...or he is going to get a real beating when he gets home from the hospital. >:| |
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Caerula Posts: 13 Location: Rimesvin Magus Age: 120 years old
Real Name: Unpronounceable
| Message #44911 Posted: Jun 30, 2010, 6:07 pm |
Don't sweat it, sister. Your mate's fidelity is safe with me. He's not exactly my type. Still, he probably could have done a lot better for himself. :P |
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RigbyPosts: 95 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 125 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Mike
| Message #44912 Posted: Jun 30, 2010, 6:11 pm |
Aw, hell... (ducks and runs for cover) |
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