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| Poseidon Posts: 241
Location: Shuul
Magus Age: 113 years old
Real Name: Jack Website: Click HereEmail: kingclown00@hotmail.com | Message #6492 Posted: Jul 9, 2008, 8:42 pm |
Here's another forum game for us to play.
Got a little agression you need to take out without consequences? Well this is the place! Just keep it clean, have fun, and most importantly be creative.
*Smashes the next poster on the head with a chair* |
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KaluusPosts: 143 Location: Andulaz Magus Age: 122 years old Clan: OTAKU2 Real Name: Kevin
| Message #6494 Posted: Jul 9, 2008, 9:17 pm |
*holds head in obvious pain*
OWW! Always a chair!
*gets up, runs full bore, shoulder down toward Poseidon, but misses and hits the next poster* |
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laidanPosts: 1158 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 113 years old Clan: OASIS | Message #6496 Posted: Jul 9, 2008, 9:35 pm |
| *takes the shoulder full in the back, falling and knocking a bookcase over on the next poster* |
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| Yonk Posts: 105
Location: Villuno
Magus Age: 126 years old
| Message #6502 Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 12:02 am |
*Snarls gutterally, then notices books*
Oooh! Encyclopedia Brittanica!
* begins winging volumes A-Q into the fray, R-T hitting the next poster in the kneecap * |
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KyomiPosts: 274 Location: Andulaz Magus Age: 124 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #6506 Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 12:53 am |
*flops onto the floor after getting a T to the knee*
*armload of dwarven battle bread goes spinning off in random directions*
owie. x_X |
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JoachimPosts: 208 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: STEAM Real Name: Walt
| Message #6527 Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 12:24 pm |
*gets hit upside the head with dwarven battle bread while out walking his Slathering Hound of Oxydation*
*points at Kyomi* That's a pay reduction for two weeks, Yomi!
*looks down at dented battle bread* Hmmmmm...I've got an idea forming in my head.
*sneaks into Ninomai's workshop and loads battle bread into experimental cannon and fires in the general direction of the next poster*Last Edited: Jul 10, 2008, 12:30 pm |
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| FatherCoyne Posts: 332
Location: Mallow
Magus Age: 116 years old
Real Name: Kevin Coyne
Email: KCoyne@umail.ucsb.edu
| Message #6533 Posted: Jul 10, 2008, 3:24 pm |
*has my tea set cruelly shattered by the wide shot, sending boiling water and shards of ceramics splaying toward the next poster.*
Good heavens! :o
*The dwarven battle bread ricochets high into the air before falling squarely on my head* |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #8070 Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 10:10 pm |
*gets scalded by the water and scratched by the ceramic*
AGGHH! I don't even like tea!!
*breaks a sword trying to cut the dwarven battle bread and Coyne's head, and slings it in frustration at the next poster* |
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| Poseidon Posts: 241
Location: Shuul
Magus Age: 113 years old
Real Name: Jack Website: Click HereEmail: kingclown00@hotmail.com | Message #8074 Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 10:42 pm |
*gets hit squarely in the chest by the blunt end of the sword, stumbling back several feet before falling on coyne's ruined tea set*
*eyes begin glowing red*
Oh. Odin's gonna hear about THIS.
*Pulls out Poseidon's trident and conjures a massive tidal wave at the next poster, carrying the tea set and book case with it.* |
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laidanPosts: 1158 Location: Mottonsborough Magus Age: 113 years old Clan: OASIS | Message #8081 Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:03 pm |
| *surfs the tidal wave for a minute before getting hit in the head by the falling tea set, then wipes out, surfboard flying toward next poster* |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #8088 Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:51 pm |
*narrowly dodges the bookcase, only to be whacked by the surfboard*
grrr...
edit: *finds soaked dwarven battle bread and throws it back into the fray*Last Edited: Aug 1, 2008, 8:15 pm |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #9125 Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 8:16 pm |
| I don't need to know your names, you only need to know mine. I am Yu Law, I'm nobody's b****, you are mine! |
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| Yonk Posts: 105
Location: Villuno
Magus Age: 126 years old
| Message #9138 Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 9:12 pm |
*smacked in the face by the battle bread*
Oaueergh!!! I think some of it got in my MOUTH! Blahg.
*grabs nearby pedestrian and gives him a long lecture on the evils of violence* |
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| Poseidon Posts: 241
Location: Shuul
Magus Age: 113 years old
Real Name: Jack Website: Click HereEmail: kingclown00@hotmail.com | Message #9190 Posted: Aug 3, 2008, 12:12 am |
| *Grabs another pedestrian and gives a lecture on the FUN of violence, and making an example, throws a banana peel on the sidewalk, which the next poster slips on* |
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| Boras Posts: 61
Location: Rildesjan
Magus Age: 121 years old
| Message #9246 Posted: Aug 3, 2008, 10:20 am |
| *slips on banana peel whilst carrying a box of empty glass bottles. The box of bottles flies out of my hand in the direction of the next poster* Last Edited: Aug 3, 2008, 10:20 am |
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| Kitsune Posts: 7
Location: Darghelm
Magus Age: 120 years old
| Message #9813 Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 8:31 pm |
*Is smacked in the back of the head with a glass bottle whilst working on her latest evil experiment*
Ouch! Again? I really should get that Unidentified Flying Bottle Barrier set up. This couldn't have come at a better time, though.
*Fills said bottle with an untested chemical mixture and nonchalantly tosses it over her shoulder at the next poster* |
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| Vapan Posts: 77
Location: Last Alvia Dawning
Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #9815 Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 8:38 pm |
*Is drenched in unknown liquid and turns into a mouse*
Wha? Kit where you stealing my scrolls again?
*Scurries into the next posters workshop and leaves an explosive surprise* |
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| Magstrom Posts: 103
Location: Asylum
Magus Age: 112 years old
Real Name: Josh
| Message #9848 Posted: Aug 9, 2008, 3:44 am |
| The explosion causes a long chain reaction dumping all the unwanted bone in Muelsfell onto the next poster. The explosion also wakes me up from where I sleep in my Hidden Room. |
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masterslugPosts: 619 Location: Shuul Magus Age: 124 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #10103 Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 11:16 am |
BOOMCRASHAARRRRGGGTINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
some time later:
"huf huf, finally I have dug my self out of all the bloody bone, now I shall have my vengeance!" uses bone to create the largest golem ever seen.
later still:
"wonder if i should have used more power than a Parchment Strip?" nibbles soggy battle bread while Watching the monstrous golem grind to a halt then topple back up the posts.Last Edited: Aug 13, 2008, 11:17 am |
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KyomiPosts: 274 Location: Andulaz Magus Age: 124 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #10104 Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 11:40 am |
*gets up from the soggy, glass littered, battle bread smeared floor, just in time to see the sun vanish behind a falling bone golem of idiotic proportions.*
Gasp! Only a parchment for a power source? I'll plug in the fire gem in my pocket!
*Tosses the gem into the pelvis someplace, then runs out from under the golem*
... Oh wait, two power sources...
*Hides under a rock as the bone golem detonates* |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #10136 Posted: Aug 13, 2008, 6:15 pm |
*CRASH BONK BASH STABSTABSTAB* my spleen!!
*collapses to the floor in the middle of a long incantation, unleashing unfocused mana at the next poster* |
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HalfteaPosts: 1307 Location: Darghelm Magus Age: 133 years old Clan: ADV | Message #10153 Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 1:24 am |
*walks into forum and gets stuck by mana blast
Nooooo! My new yeti-skin coat! I'll never get the scorch marks out of it now. Now I have to go back home and get my White-haired Serpent one. And it was so last years fashion...
*Takes off scorched coat and without looking, flings it over the head of the next poster... |
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| Kita Posts: 32
Location: Dethsfell Rest
Magus Age: 124 years old
| Message #10274 Posted: Aug 15, 2008, 10:59 pm |
| -has a scorched coat slap into her face, and not knowing who to blame for it slaps the next poster with the iron golem arm she was moving to her storage bin- |
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| Vapan Posts: 77
Location: Last Alvia Dawning
Magus Age: 122 years old
| Message #10412 Posted: Aug 18, 2008, 5:25 pm |
| *Gets slapped and knocked flying into the next poster* |
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NanashiPosts: 1115 Location: Asylum Magus Age: 120 years old Clan: OTAKU | Message #10758 Posted: Aug 25, 2008, 2:39 pm |
*Gets knocked over by Vapan, spilling a crateful of old banana peels* ahhtchatchatcha...
*looks up* who would be dumb enough to fall for this... |
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